Breathing my Mind into Your Face

He spits in his hand to get hard when jerking it? I’ve never spit in my hand before to  help jerk. I’ve spit in my hand to confirm an important deal between the cowboys and Earp’s in Tombstone at the okay corral. I’ve spit on my hand to wipe dirt off my kids face. Hell I’ve spit on my hand to clean a cucumber when waterless, but never used saliva as lube. I’ve utilized conditioner in the shower multiple times. I like to get my twig and berries sudsy when I’m sending one down the shower drain to mingle with my wife’s dead hair. After I detach the shower head to get a stronger spray on my hands to ensure the jizz gets washed off me. I’ve often found a crusty jizz flake or two on my inner thigh later in the day after thinking I’d cleansed myself. No moisturizer necessary when I’m dry humping myself in front of my laptop that’s open to YouPorn. After I’ve saturated a Kleenex with my cum droplets (I used to explode through two layers of Kleenex man!), I wonder if someone or some company somewhere is recording this shit through my Dell. Need to get one of those slide things for over the camera hole.