Breathing my Mind into Your Face

Let’s pick Tuesday night back up because I had the best masturbation session I’ve had since high school.

It must’ve been the 8 day exile from self-pleasure I’d placed myself in due to the spring break visit to my in-laws. I would’ve hated for mom-in-law to step in on me while getting a right forearm workout with an unsanctioned methodology. On Tuesday after going to the basement and puffing on my weed vape, I put Sex / Life on Netflix. I only watched 7 minutes because I could tell this was going to be something I should watch with my wife. In that time, the erotic nature of the show and the positive impact of the weed to my libido sent me to the bathroom in an attempt to further enlarge my semi-inflated stun gun. For visual aid, I went with a skinny brunette hottie on YouPorn. She gets bound by the four corners of the bed while some dude goes to town on her with a ball ended vibrator that was hilariously plugged into the wall. Like, are you doing so many scenes with that one tool that you can’t even take a break to charge the thing? Well the authentic convulsing and lengthy orgasm this lady had more than made up for any set planning oversights by the art department. Seeing that genuine reaction is what really did it for me. Then after she was super warmed up this dude produced one of the girthiest dong’s I’d ever seen to send this cutie into complete ecstasy. I liked that she was really enjoying it and it didn’t feel like one of those scenes where the girl isn’t quite comfortable and the dude is lecherously convincing her how great this public sex foray will be. 

Regarding my own lengthy orgasm, the post-climax was so intense I had to steady myself against the wall while trying to ensure I didn’t step in the spooge that missed the toilet. After steadying myself, I wiped up the mess with tissues and went back to my regularly scheduled programming. The glaring downside of this self-guided interlude is that today as I was getting out of the shower my naked wife wanted to get busy and I said I couldn’t because I had too much work to do. Definitely going to look into some restraints and a kick-ass vibrator as potential birthday presents though, she’s into it!