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Temptation’s Tipping Point
I know I’m supposed to strive for equilibrium in life, but you know I love me some Cedar Point. Wednesday night I stayed up until 4am watching The Bridge. I was falling asleep near 2am but decided to eat a bunch of candy so I could ride a sugar high later into the night. I…
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Best Jerk Session Ever!
She gets bound by the four corners of the bed while some dude goes to town on her with a ball ended vibrator that was hilariously plugged into the wall.
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Re-Say your Monday
I woke up at 8:25, 25 minutes later than I’d hoped. I went to bed just after 1am. My younger kid was still at home, but my older one made it to the bus stop ahead of his first day back after being out for a week with the flu. Mom would take the youngin…
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Boring Zoo Animal
I’m like a goat at the zoo. Nobody wants to see the male, middle class white guy exhibit but I stay fed thanks to my handlers, the forefathers of the USA. My life in captivity keeps me fat but not hungry, protected from greatness by safety. I’ve got a longer life expectancy. I’m protected by my…