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Men Suck
I’m sitting behind my desk with my gaze tilted rightward in order to observe the words my fingers punch on my big monitor. My right heel taps continuously on the carpet as the Adderall, nicotine, and caffeine course through me. Necessary supplements, without which I’d never leave the recliner. My hunger is returning now that…
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Drunk Thursday Sex
After the bar closed they went home with a couple random dudes. One was married, one divorced. She says she didn’t do anything.
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Naturally Nervous
I want to get to an Adderall free and cannabis lite future in which I microdose psilocybin capsules.
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The Doldrums
I’m pretty sure I’m unhappy. But I also want to stop taking Lexipro. I want to strip away the substances and get down to my core equilibrium. Then I can find out how I’m really doing. My moments of happiness have become few and far between. A time of happiness is something I define by…
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Make Marriage Work
It’s 6am on Friday. I can always do better also means nothing is ever good enough. This blessing and curse of my nature bit me in the ass last Saturday. My family was driving to the in-laws and my wife had a sense that I was annoyed with her. She asked if I was mad…
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Fungi Fun Guy
I felt like I was at the mall in sixth grade struggling to see the 3D image contained within the picture everyone could see. If only I could blur my eyes the right way.
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Masturbation
He spits in his hand to get hard when jerking it? I’ve never spit in my hand before to help jerk. I’ve spit in my hand to confirm an important deal between the cowboys and Earp’s in Tombstone at the okay corral. I’ve spit on my hand to wipe dirt off my kids face. Hell I’ve…
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Wife Throws Up
She had a bad case of the heaves and needed to get her head in the toilet stat. I helped her get situated for a long puke session, closed the door to drown out the groaning, guttural regurgitation then went back to bed.
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Renaissance Man with ADHD
My son H is standing next to me saying, “How about you play with your son?”. Tempting. Although I am pretty selfish and I didn’t have that in my agenda.
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Alcohol Induced Marriage Issues
I wanted to go home because it was after midnight, we were losing an hour due to daylight savings, and I knew the babysitter had to drive an hour home. She preferred to stay and enjoy another glass of wine as she slurred.
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