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Men Suck
I’m sitting behind my desk with my gaze tilted rightward in order to observe the words my fingers punch on my big monitor. My right heel taps continuously on the carpet as the Adderall, nicotine, and caffeine course through me. Necessary supplements, without which I’d never leave the recliner. My hunger is returning now that…
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Temptation’s Tipping Point
I know I’m supposed to strive for equilibrium in life, but you know I love me some Cedar Point. Wednesday night I stayed up until 4am watching The Bridge. I was falling asleep near 2am but decided to eat a bunch of candy so I could ride a sugar high later into the night. I…
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Best Jerk Session Ever!
She gets bound by the four corners of the bed while some dude goes to town on her with a ball ended vibrator that was hilariously plugged into the wall.
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12/7/2022: If I get what I want am I selfish?
Once I came at a girl I liked with that nervous guy weak shit they sent me straight to the friend zone.