Breathing my Mind into Your Face

Did dad trim his bush before heading out to the nudist colony? Do all guys like boobs as much as me? I almost exclusively follow hot women with big boobs on Instagram. I know stranger’s areolas better than my own kids faces. Is that universal? I remember walking down a Venice sidewalk at the age of 22 with a mountain breasted friend of mine and we passed two old dudes playing chess. The guy facing us as we walked toward them looked up with shock, awe and wonder in his eyes and said, “que grande teets!” I know that guy went to his grave telling his friends about the greatest titties he ever saw that one summer night in the year 2000 playing his nightly chess game with Giuseppe. And I’m sure the idea of boobs everywhere had to have been a motivating factor for my dad going to nudist colonies in the first place. That and I believe his cock size was above average which would’ve made him more comfortable letting it swing. Speaking of swinging, do people bang at these places? He wasn’t taking my mom so what the fuck was he doing? Laying in a hammock reading his business week with a scotch letting his wild orange bush breathe, waiting for some similarly untamed female pubis to swing by and offer herself to his 6.9 inches? I need answers! Did you trim that bush dad? Before I went on a recent business trip my wife asked me if I had trimmed my bush. I hadn’t but I wonder if she just assumed I did because she thought I’d be putting my 6.8 into random women. I have no idea if my dads dick was 6.9 inches, I just assume it was slightly larger than mine.