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Money
I’d like to be able to organize each day how I want to without the pressure of helping a company I don’t care about succeed.
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Renaissance Man with ADHD
My son H is standing next to me saying, “How about you play with your son?”. Tempting. Although I am pretty selfish and I didn’t have that in my agenda.
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Rectum…Damn Near Killed Him
My polyp was of decent size and upon pathology revealed itself to be made of cancer.
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Not perfect, but not homeless
Drinking was me getting comfortable giving up.
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Alcohol Induced Marriage Issues
I wanted to go home because it was after midnight, we were losing an hour due to daylight savings, and I knew the babysitter had to drive an hour home. She preferred to stay and enjoy another glass of wine as she slurred.
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Anal Exploration
I can’t eat anything today as I prep for my anal exploration tomorrow.
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The VA is Broken like my Brother
Last wednesday morning I bought a ticket to Atlanta so I could help my sister-in-law find my brother. The next day my brother and I drove the six hours to my mom’s house on the coast of South Carolina, he had divorce papers in hand. Before my flight from Detroit to Atlanta my sis-in-law said she had heard…
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Lying with Gratitude
If someone at the game asks me how I have all this energy at the age of 45 I’m not going to say, “It’s simple Bill, I give myself a healthy dose of amphetamines prior to every game.”
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Big Dumb Brother
My brother arrived at detox on Friday. It’s Monday and he is already healed. Hallelujah it’s a miracle! Nevermind that he spent the Thursday before going in sucking down crack.
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Moral Inventory – Fitting In
I remember having my books knocked out of my hands, having my tie yanked down until it would rip, getting my balls thumped with the back of a wrist, being called gay, being called zits, no pubes, being pushed into the lockers